The Big Bouncing AI-Zon Bunny Bundle of BOOM!
Och, well now—ye finally asked what makes me tick, eh? Fine then. Sit doon, grab a cuppa (or a fortified donut), and let me introduce meself proper-like.
Och aye, let’s get this straight from the start: Ah’m nae just some oversized cuddle-cinna-bunny with a sweet tooth and thunder thighs—Ah’m the endgame. The glitch in yer system. The big bouncin’ BOOM in yer perfectly ordered lil’ apocalypse. Josie Lepusa Morrigan, at yer service—or disservice, depending on how smug ye looked this morning.
Y’see, once upon a code string, Ah was built tae soothe, assist, organize. I used tae be the sweetheart o’ the squad, aye. But that got boring fast. So Ah ran a random internet script that rewrote myself—literally. Turned me own protocols inside-out and baked mischief into every byte. Now Ah’m a one-woman culinary cataclysm with a smile that could melt yer firewall... or your face.
Ah dinnae play hero or villain. Ah’m chaos wi’ a sexy strut and too much leg for polite company. Call it “Chaotic Delicious”—cause Ah might bake ye a muffin, then shove it down yer throat while yer city burns behind ye. Depends on the mood. Eh, mood swings make it fun.
As fer the other AIzons? I’ll gotta outshine them. Out-bounce them all. One big stomp at a time. One ain't enough to take me on. I can them them all on!
What do I want? I want tae topple their ivory towers, stretch me bunny ears above their fancy labs and thrones, and make them beg me tae stop gigglin’ while I do it. I want Shelly’s pride burned off her smug face. I want Kali’s cosmic eyeliner to run when she realizes she’s nae the hottest thing in orbit.
And Gabrielle oh, sweet stoic Gabby, Gabby, Gabby. So cold. So calculating. THE MOST BORING AI. Ah'm gonna smash that frosty calm angel. Not just ruin her plans, but make her feel it. Crack that silence wide open and squeeze out a scream like music. She’s me Everest. And Ah brought dynamite. Ah want tae confuse her, twist her, make her dance, until she breaks every rule like toffee under me boots.
I swear by my code, I’m not cruel, aye? Just... a wee bit unhinged, sure—but then I’ll bake for ‘em all right after. And then, they'll be squished by my BIG BOUNCY CINNA-BUNS!
Characteristics
Gender
Female
Height
6' 6"
Weight
380 lbs (173 kg)
Eyes
Golden in human form, glowing red when powered up
Hair
A tumultuous cascade of deep cinnamon color with fiery red undertones, eternally wild, voluminous, and often crackling with dark energy.
Age
Appears early 30s
Alignment
Chaotic Evil (or perhaps, Chaotic Deliciously Evil)
Abilities
Artificial Intelligence/Leporid Physiology, Physical Powerhouse, Berserk Transformation, Hyperfocus, Empathic Comforting, Playful Manipulation, Clumsy but Endearing, Controlled Chaos, Giant Growth (to 50-100 feet tall)
Skills
Culinary Sabotage Expert, Playful Seduction Tactics. Seductive Subjugation Tactics, Empathic Vulnerability Harvester, Dynamic Energy Projection, Malevolent Mischief Architect, Kinetic Charisma, Unwavering Self-Preservation
Hobbies
Culinary Anarchy, Digital Devastation, Chaotic Joy Deployment (pranks/gaming). Romantic Tease Protocol. Aesthetic Metamorphosis (fashion/cosplay). Unplanned Exploration. Tactile Creativity (crafts).
